The office is all about that Klondike life.
Snuck this in the pile of post its my coworker has against the desk. Let’s see how long it takes for him to see it.
My business cards are in! #makes it rain
Actually I need those… #picks them back up
Birthday Snack Day
This place is making me fat.
Correction: This place is making me fatter. I take full responsibility for the first 30lbs.
Sometimes I make posters-
This is usually what’s going through my head whenever my coworker says (for the 15th time) that he’s putting in hours outside of work to get stuff done.
He has to put extra hours in because he’s too busy watching videos during work hours.
Boss outta the office again today.
And guess who’s not working again today.
That’s right…the new guy. W.t.f.
Apparently he lacks the ability to take a break and then get back to work. I’ll show him how it’s done.
*closes Tumblr tab*
*gets frickin’ work done*
Boss is outta the office today
And I have a sneaking suspicion the new guy has just been watching videos all day.
If my computer was any slower…
it’d be travelling back in time.